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Thursday, June 18, 2009
17 Again - If only we would turn back time
Farewell Sanfai ~!!
Last Monday on 15th June I went to watch this movie at Time Square with Fai2 for the last time before he flew to Abu Dhabi for work yesterday.. Sedeyh la jugak bile teringat.. Fai2 la pengikot setia blog i tp dia sendri xnk buat blog.. tak reti mengarang katenya.. ni dia kat Abu Dhabi taktau la sempat bace ke tak my blog ni.. Terasa gak bile dia xde ni.. Dah xde orang nak lepak2 sambil main Uno dah lepas ni, xde orang nk kritik my entri samaada bagus ke x, xde orang nak teman i g buat passport lagi(wahh..brape kali lak ko nk bt pasport ek pompuan???).. By the time he comes back I dah check in kt Uitm Machang.. So long Fai2.. Pakai sunblock bebanyak taw.. Till we meet again next time..
P/s : bawa balik unta sekor utk I keyh?? hohoho..
Let's face it - English is a crazy language
In what other language do people drive in a parkway and
park in a driveway?
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never
fall?
Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's
called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship,
it's called cargo?
Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and
people who ride bikes called cyclists?
In what other language do thay call the third hand on the
clock the second hand?
Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?
Why - in our crazy language
can your nose run and your feet smell?
Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:
If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil
from?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?
A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something
that stings.
But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural
of booth be beeth?
If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the
preacher praught?
If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions,
why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?
English is a language in which you can turn a light on and
you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but
you can't turn a light in;
In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up
and come down.
In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down
and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can
fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm
clock goes off by going on.
English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun
or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when
the lights are out, they are invisible?; and why when I wind
up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I
shall end it?
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Wild pool party
seorang model Malaysia yang masih laris dipasaran
walaupon umornya agak lanjut.. hahaha.. jangan marah andak!
Yang tak berapa bestnya haritu jatuh pada hari Khamis.
Kitorang decide celebrate Rabu malam tu..
Suprise party la konon..
Buat kat pool side kat apartment Pinky..
Masa kitorang sampai sane pon dah dekat kul11.
Gi angkut Herlie and Mamad lagi..
:: Dari kiri - Mamadz, Herlie, me, Pinky ::
:: Bekalan makanan untuk piranna yang kelaparan ::
:: Eh, excited lak aku nk tiup belon je pon! ::
:: part "hahaha" yang tak menahan tu ::
:: Herlie yang mengelabah cari lighter. masa dah dekat ::
:: Kami mendapat input bahawa si Buffday Man
on his way.. Kami pon menyorok belakang
bush (bkn blkg President Bush taw!)
sementara tunggu dia balik ::
:: SUPRISE!! AndakPinky masa ni ngah mamai..
dia cam xpercaya.. siap tengok close-up lagi..
"ni betol ke mimpi ni?" ::
:: tahap mamai semakin berkurang ::
:: Bila dah tak mamai br la buffday boi leh potong kek ::
:: Sesi suap menyuap harus ada.. walaupon ngn anak sdara je ::
:: muka ngantok2 pon leh smile for the camera.. cool ::
:: Mamadz n TutuSis ::
:: Herlie and Me ::
:: Mereka yang menghuru-hara kan sua-sueh ke morning ::
Lepas acara potong kek n suap2 abes, buffday boi pon masuk tdo..
Disebabkan pengambilan gula yang banyak dlm makanan kami tadi.......
:: Mereka begitu obses dengan belon itu ::
AlKisah...
Terdapat seorang lelaki yang lumpuh dan cacat
:: Dengan bantuan seorang nenek kebayan, dia mendapat satu kuasa ::
:: Dia telah menjadi normal dan berkahwin::
:: Dia bukan saja memiliki satu tetapi dua isteri ::
:: Namun, akibat tidak memakai protection ::
:: Lalu berlakulah pertengkaran antara kedua2 isterinya ::
:: Dia buntu. Lalu datanglah nenek kebayan memberi satu akal ::
:: Dengan memberikan sedikit kek ajaib pemberian nenek kebayan itu ::
:: Akhirnya 2 isteri putera itu berkawan rapat dan mereka hidup bahagia selama-lamanya ::
-TAMMAT-
HAHAHA~!!
Kek jenis Chocolate indulgence mmg lazat la dimakan
tapi suma tinggalkan satu bahagian je yang kami semua
xsanggup nak makan. Nak tau part mane?
Kepala laa..
:: Walaupon hensem, siapa sanggup?? ::
Monday, June 15, 2009
Kaulah Inspirasiku

Sangat suka ini award.. sangat cantek juga~!!
terma dan syarat:
- letakkan logo award ini di blog anda.
- anugerahkan award ini kepada 10 Blog yang anda anggap paling berinspirasi dan sangat mesra.
- pastikan anda menyatakan penghargaan ini melalui backlink dengan blog yang anda anggap paling memberikan inspirasi dan mesra dari blog anda.
- informasikan penerima award mengenai award yang mereka terima dengan menyatakan komen di blog mereka.
- berbagi cinta dan sayang untuk penghargaan ini kepada pemberi anugerah ini.
10 bloggers:
- Ynaa
- Hanis
- Syima
- Peej
- Ayymanrahim
- Anak mat nor
- Atiqah Aekman
- Hanim
- Fateen
- MachamIzPunye
Saturday, June 13, 2009
The Good, Bad and the Ugly News
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker .
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

